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Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008
11:24 pm - Test
Testing out my new iPhone LiveJournal client

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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
6:29 pm - I love a person who stands for what they believe in...
Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport

current mood: pensive

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Friday, November 30th, 2007
6:39 pm - You bet it is!

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current mood: blank

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1:03 am - These are sweet



That is all.

current mood: awake

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Tuesday, October 30th, 2007
9:43 pm - Gahaha!
GOULET!!!

current mood: discontent

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Monday, October 8th, 2007
11:52 pm - Yep yep!
Bring on Bahston!!!

current mood: ecstatic

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Monday, July 23rd, 2007
5:51 pm - Attention
Hey gaby723Misse! If you didn't remember, it's your birthday today.

KThnx!

current mood: cheerful

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Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
7:44 am - Oh Yeah.
It's oopsadaizyPoopsadaizy's Birthday!

You win another year!

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Thursday, January 18th, 2007
12:18 am - Whooop!
Happy Birthday to my cok in a bocks brotha, calnon!!!! At least yer not in New Orleans this year!

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Friday, December 22nd, 2006
5:46 pm

Little donkey, little donkey
Had a heavy day.
Little donkey, carry Godscorn
Safely on her way.

Little Donkey
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Get your own song :


Dashing through the snow,
In an one-horse open sleigh,
O'er the damonowskivich we go,
Laughing all the way.

Jingle Bells
from the Christmas Song Generator.

Get your own song :

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Saturday, December 16th, 2006
2:49 am
Happy Birthday to my brothah from anothah mothah yes_justice

current mood: drunk

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Wednesday, November 15th, 2006
7:25 am - My Santa letter
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I bought porn for delirium9 (10 points). In February I helped laurawxx across the street (6 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I pulled doughboy_afmc's hair (-5 points). Last month I gave jenicided a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-75 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
godscorn

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Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
12:30 am - Forgot to post to LJ
Yeah, so I'm in Colorado Springs this week for work. Staying right across the street from that Haggard church. Sweetness.

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Thursday, October 19th, 2006
10:39 pm - Ummm hmmm
Fuck it dude. Let's go bowling.

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Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
6:36 pm - Check it
http://www.electoral-vote.com/

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Friday, October 6th, 2006
8:54 am - Woot
Happy Birthday lymansinister!!!!!

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Saturday, August 26th, 2006
4:15 pm - Yep Yep
Happy Birthday nerdularVita, ya old bag!!!!!!!! hahahaha

current mood: sweating

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Thursday, August 17th, 2006
11:03 pm - Catch-a-honky Falls
I got the keys tonight.


I am officially a homeowner now.


Let the bells ring across the land.

current mood: exhausted

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Sunday, July 23rd, 2006
12:17 pm - Woot Woot!
Happy Birthday gaby723Misse!!!!!! Hope it's a good one!!!!

current mood: sleepy

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Thursday, July 13th, 2006
8:56 am - Buh buh, buh buh, birthday!
Happy Birthday boehmster!!!!!

current mood: metal

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Monday, June 26th, 2006
7:14 am - Oooh Yeah!
Happy Birthday to my favorite oopsadaizySlinky Toy!!!!!

current mood: sleepy

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Friday, June 16th, 2006
8:53 pm - Happy Birfday Bob!!!

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Thursday, June 8th, 2006
11:40 pm - Special forces to use strap-on 'Batwings'
Source
X-posted infojunkies


Elite special forces troops being dropped behind enemy lines on covert missions are to ditch their traditional parachutes in favour of strap-on stealth wings.

The lightweight carbon fibre mono-wings will allow them to jump from high altitudes and then glide 120 miles or more before landing - making them almost impossible to spot, as their aircraft can avoid flying anywhere near the target.

The technology was demonstrated in spectacular fashion three years ago when Austrian daredevil Felix Baumgartner - a pioneer of freefall gliding - famously 'flew' across the English Channel, leaping out of an aircraft 30,000ft above Dover and landing safely near Calais 12 minutes later.

Wearing an aerodynamic suit, and with a 6ft wide wing strapped to his back, he soared across the sea at 220mph, moving six feet forward through the air for every one foot he fell vertically - and opened his parachute 1,000ft above the ground before landing safely.

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current mood: calm

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9:32 pm - 4th Annual Pics
Pictures from the 4th Annual Gregg Memorial Day Weekend Beer Bash Extravaganza.

current mood: crappy

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Sunday, June 4th, 2006
11:19 am - Happy Birfday
Happy 50th Birthday momma!



current mood: sleepy

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Tuesday, May 30th, 2006
12:47 pm - 4th Annual
This one picture pretty much sums up the entire party...


More pics to come.....

current mood: working

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Friday, May 5th, 2006
12:54 pm - Mary Todd Lincoln! Mary Todd Lincoln!
thefridayfive
1) Do you like your birth-name? Why? I love it. If you didn't know what I looked like, I could pass as a suburban black man or British alt rocker and not as a fat Scotch-Russian alcoholic.
2) If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be? Damonowskivich. Kinda like Prince, but with less pussy control.
3)What names would you consider giving your children? Boy - Greg, Girl - Sluut (norwegian :))
4) If you had a band, what would you name it, and why? Well I do have a few bands (Off The Record, Däang), but if I could create a superband, it would be called Pirates of the Cuyahoga. I suck at creating band names, but much better at song titles.
5) Is there a name that you completely hate? Why? Not really. Unless the last name is Bush.

current mood: aggravated

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Thursday, May 4th, 2006
12:39 pm - Hah
Hungary workers get shock at bottom of rum barrel

and

Rome tourist parched after $1,200 beer

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Thursday, April 13th, 2006
10:54 pm - Oh, what the hell...a few more...

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10:28 pm - Collect some more....
Jonahbob made this one for me....

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